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Mero Maya (Deepesh B.)
Thaki Saken (The Vibez)
Pandhare Chauki (Kala Rai)
Jau Timi (Santosh Rai)
Timro Pani Ragat (Shumit )
Suna (Aang Nima Shrepa)
Lajalu Meri Maya (Jagdish)
Aaudaichu (Sanjeev Singh)

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E tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

?FRIENDS

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

?F.U.C.K

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

?FRIENDSHIP IS....

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

? PRICELESS GIFT

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

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?SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

? COMPARE

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

?FRIENDS 4 LIFE

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

?COMPUTER

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

?FRIENDS ALWAYS

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

?ANGEL FRIENDS
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I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

?OUT OF MY CONTROL

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

? MEMORY LASTS FOREVER

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

? FRIENDSHIP

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

? NEVER SPLIT

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

?NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDS

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

? WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE U

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

? BEHIND YOU

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...

? NAKED

GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

? MAKING LOVE

After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!

?KISS

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.

?PAINTING

A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.

?FALLING APART

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

?HOME EARLY

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

? NEVER LOSE ME!

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

?BEST FREN

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

?SHOOTING STARS

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

? KEEPING A FRIEND

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

? PROMISE

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

?FLOWER

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

? A RING

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

?WONDERFUL FRIEND

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

?WAT U SEE

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

? FATE 2B FRIENDS

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

? WHAT YOU SAY

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

? FRIENDSHIP MEANS...

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

? ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU...

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

? LEAVING FOOTPRINTS

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

?AS LONG AS....

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

? MY BRA

a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)

? PRICETAGS

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

?OLD FRIENDS

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

? PATH OF FRIENDSHIP

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

? NIGHT PRAYER

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

?ABOUT ME

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

? GOOD TASTE

A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!

? BE MY FRIEND

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

? RULES TO BE HAPPY

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

? FRIENDS

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Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

?KISS MY ASS

The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!

?RING

I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....

? FRIENDS LIKE HAIR

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

?NICE FRIENDS

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

?im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

?i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom

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?Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

?Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, dont feel shy.

?Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

?The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the
louder the scream,louder the scream the better the
fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck

?Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.

?A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

?Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?

?rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in
river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?whereva
therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock

?LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

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?I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING

?All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

?If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

?When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

?Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

?Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

?Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

?I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

?Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

?Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

?First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

?Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

?Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

?Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.

?Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

?Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

?Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…

?Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......

?My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...

?Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?

?I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

?Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…

?If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…

?Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!

?Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............

?Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

?It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

?News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

?God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

?The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

?CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

?Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

?This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

?Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

?I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

?ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

?Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

?Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

?Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

?Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

?I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

?There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

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?What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

?What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.

?I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

?A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

?Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

?What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

?Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

?Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

?What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

?The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

?Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?

?WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

?What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.

?Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

?Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

?What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!

?What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

?Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up.

?Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!

?Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

?I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

?I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

?How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

?For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

?What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

?Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

?Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.

?Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
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?What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

?What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.

?How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

?Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

A: We don't know. Never happens.

?Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?

A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

?Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?

A: An f****ing know it all.

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